
Fries are not a problem to come by, or make. Same with gravy. Best of all I had the guidance of a real live Canadian. But there was one thing that was a huge challenge.
Finding cheese curds.
Well, first I had to figure out what the heck a cheese curd IS! Never even heard of such a thing. Turns out neither had anyone in any store where I inquired about it.

Keep in mind that Colorado is considered one of the healthiest, skinniest states in the union. Add to the equation that I live very near Boulder where people exercise and hike and bike more than they work and you can understand the horror I was instilling in these people.
Eventually I did find cheese curds. Turns out Longmont isn't as redneck as ya'll think it is. The Cheese Emporium is a long time business establishment and besides pricey and fancy cheese and olives and such, they have just what I needed to complete my trifecta! Cheese curds from Wisconsin, or some such cow-filled state.
Unfortunately I can't find anything close to fresh curds. There are Colorado cheese companies but they don't seem do curds. So in addition to the obvious problem of freshness, they don't squeak worth a damn. Something I was really looking forward to hearing.
Nonetheless this creation turned out to be one of the best things I've ever tasted. Perhaps the only artery-clogging food that even comes close is the cheese stuffed, crispy-fried chile relleno. Something that is far more accessible in this area than traditional French-Canadian cuisine. No matter! Let the poutine search continue.